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I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate the Management.
For patriots with trust issues and a working memory.
Notify mePolitical satire apparel • No permission slip required
Government sucks. Freedom doesn’t.
Apparel for the unsupervised citizen. Built for people who love freedom, hate corruption, and still have enough of a sense of humor to wear the truth in public.
Anti-corruptionPro-freedomEqual-opportunity mockery
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Rights are not permissions.Taxes should come with receipts.Left wing. Right wing. Same vulture.Government sucks. Freedom doesn’t.Unsupervised citizen.
Rights are not permissions.Taxes should come with receipts.Left wing. Right wing. Same vulture.Government sucks. Freedom doesn’t.Unsupervised citizen.
Current drop
Most likely to get you side-eyed at Walmart.
Six starter designs for the first GVTSUX drop. These product buttons are placeholders until your print-on-demand or checkout links are ready.
Tax season classic
Government: The Only Subscription You Can’t Cancel.
Mandatory billing. Terrible customer service. No unsubscribe button.
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Clean and mean
Rights Are Not Permissions.
A simple reminder for anyone getting too comfortable with clipboards.
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Equal-opportunity insult
Left Wing. Right Wing. Same Vulture.
Because the bird keeps eating either way.
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Audit the circus
Taxes Should Come With Receipts.
Imagine paying the bill and being allowed to see what they ordered.
Notify meWhat is GVTSUX?
Not anti-American. Anti-being-managed-by-idiots.
GVTSUX is not about hating the country. It is about hating corruption, censorship, bureaucratic overreach, political theater, and the kind of people who treat free citizens like property.
We make shirts for the people who are tired of pretending everything is fine.
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I pay taxes under protest.
— every honest working person, eventually01
Rights are born with people — not granted by politicians.
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Taxes should come with receipts.
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Both wings belong to the same hungry bird.
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Free speech includes ugly jokes, unpopular opinions, and shirts your HR department probably hates.
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The citizen was never supposed to be supervised.
Collections
Pick your flavor of noncompliance.
These are ready-made sections for future shop categories when the merch catalog grows.
Taxation & Extortion
For the people who would like to cancel their government subscription.
Unsupervised Citizens
For people who do not need permission slips to exist.
Two Wings, Same Bird
Anti-party-system designs for anyone tired of the puppet show.
Rights Are Not Requests
Civil-liberty designs with less begging and more backbone.
Corporate-State Circus
For everything captured, bought, branded, bailed out, and sold back to you.
Office-Unsafe Classics
For people whose work wardrobe could use a disciplinary meeting.
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